Difficulty reading screens?
A high—pitched tone when nearby electronic devices?
A deep twisting in your gut whenever someone looks at their phone?
are you suffering from:
you may be infected with
iFlu
but you’re in luck!
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CLINIC FOR BIOLOGICAL UPGRADES AND IFLU INNOCULATION
Link your consciousness with Mind Meld
Get adjustments from the Department of Perception Adjustments
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